Initially, I had begun my blog via wordpress with a different URL on which my character descriptions were less vague (if you can imagine) than they are on SuburbanLust. As she was not pleased with her less-than-one line brief, Allie proceeded with these IMs:
Note!!!
There was conversation in between these IMs…she’s not that nutz.
screenname: i wish you made me sound more like a superhero
screenname: i would have made you seem like a superhero
screenname: why is my only description allie
screenname: I AM A COMPLEX PERSON GODDAMMIT
In accordance with her request, I will offer a new character synopsis of Allison, a.k.a Captain Terk.
In the distance, you can see a feminine sihouette. As she appraoches, you notice a Jan Brady-bounce in her step. Yes, her swinging hair may be intimidating, but you know she is there to help! As she trips once, twice, three times, before she reaches you, you admire her neon green cape fashioned around her neck featuring a light-up portrait of her dog, Gabby, decorating the back. This aerodynamic, wing-like cloth contraption implies flying powers, but like a turkey, Captain Terk cannot fly. Instead, this superhero can run at the speed of a Razor scooter, equipped to save preschoolers and senior citizens alike.
Enjoy, Captain Terk. Love you!
